Papa vs Mama Eli Soriano

PAPA vs MAMA

PAPA : IMPORTED
MAMA: lokal

PAPA: binata
MAMA: dalaga pa daw

PAPA: GERMAN SHEPERD
MAMA: asong kalye

PAPA: INTERNATIONAL CELEBRITY
MAMA: INTERNATIONAL FUGITIVE

PAPA: highly educated, with various doctorate degrees
MAMA: high school only, did not pinis 3rd year high

PAPA: well known
MAMA: wanted by the police

PAPA: popular with the crowd
MAMA: avoids the crowd , NBI, POLICE AND INTERPOL

PAPA: PROFESSOR/teacher GERMANY's TOP UNIVERSITY-MANGANGARAL
MAMA: MANANANGGAL

PAPA: favorite drink- MOMPO-red wine
MAMA: coke in bottle with STRAW!!

PAPA: VERY POOR NO ASSESTS
MAMA; VERY RICH, PIGGERY, LUMPIA FACTORY,beach resort, WATER
STATION, SPACE STATION ,GAS STATION, and ELISORIA MALL
ETC ETC

PAPA: favorite musical instrument- GRAND PIANO
MAMA : "organ"

PAPA: TALENT- class A CONCERT PIANIST
MAMA: singer: favorite "paper roses" "I want you to know i'm a
MAN"

PAPA: OTHER TALENT- writer par execellance
MAMA: salamankero, and story telling par execellance

PAPA: sports- once a footballer
MAMA: PINAKAMALAYONG DURA- WORLD GUINESS HOLDER - 10 MTRS.

PAPA: HEAD OF STATE
MAMA: no state- tago ng tago

PAPA: FAVORITE PAST TIME- PLAY THE PIANO-MOZART AND BACH
MAMA: cross stich, cooking, DRESS MAKING (ME PAGAWAAN NG PANTY)

PAPA: RATED AS : GENIUS
MAMA: NOT AVAILABLE - NEVER MIND

PAPA: WILL DIE FOR HIS FLOCK
MAMA: HIS FLOCK WILL DIE

PAPA: eku tatakut keng leon keng tigre
MAMA: pulis??!! haaaaaaaaaay itago nyo ko DALIIIIIIII !!

PAPA: WE MUST FORGIVE OUR ENEMIES AND LOVE THEM
MAMA: MGA GAGOOOO MGA BOBOOOO AT TARANTADOOOO SILA!!!

PAPA: LOVE YOUR FATHER AND YOUR MOTHER
MAMA: kung adik adik ang tatay ninyo kumuha kayo ng dos por dos
at hambalusin ninyo ang tatay ninyo pag hindi nadala yan!!!
ngeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

soriano- hindi ba dapat ipagdasal natin siya ayon sa
ebangelyo?